Tuesday, 14 February 2012

My Favorite youtubers

The ask a ninja guy

Ninja Sex Party
(i like ninja's!)
one of my fav comedy bands that i found by accident and have never regretted it 

 LittleKuriboh (CardGamesFTW)
my fav abriged, i also think the best person doing it 

your favorite martian
i don't like Ray William Johnson at all...i think he isn't funny, his songs with his fake animated band on the other hand, i enjoy very much.

now...i can't be asked to make this much longer...so there we go

Sunday, 12 February 2012

RPG Idea

as it gose with most fanasty RPGs, The elves, dwarfs are very Tolkien like  and humans are allways the bastards, i aw this when playing dragon age, and is a point that i am sure a few people have brought forward before. so why has no one sort of turned this idea on its head.
My idea for an RPG would be that you pick from one of a number of race's (when i think of more there will be a number), set in the fantasy style RPG with a cyber punk setting.

The elves, being goggle wearing very good with technology using swords, stealth tech and long rang laser rifles, have little care for nature and put all there trust into the tech and weapons they use, most being loud mouthed, arrogant and war mongering race, a large percentage of there race living in massive floating air ships, being sky pirates

Humans, are all around average people, not the biggest bastards in the universe but there not goody two shoe's either, spending most of there time on the ground, defending them slevs from elves

Dwarfs are  more like samurai, sticking with heavy amour and at least one or two well made weapons, very little skill with long range weapons, very honer bound and not really loud and humble by there skills.
This is an idea that will go no where at all...so feel free to take it, just credit me for it...even if its just a name i couldn't even care less if i got money for this idea

Idea for a sitcom...steal at your own risk!

The Four Horsemen sharing a apartment building in limbo (grey foggy area filled with nothing but this large apartment complex) waiting for 2012 when they are heard they will be riding there horse's to earth to end the world

also in this apartment complex are the human personifications of: The 7 deadly sins, love, creativity, Mother Nature, Chaos, weirdness, different music genres: Punk, Techno, Rock.
More will pop up as ideas come to me

its about Pestilence, War, Famine, and Death (Famine and Pestilence may be switched out for the darksiders idea of Fury and Strife), the only two determined characters are Death and War.

Death would be a relaxed and landed back by the idea of starting the world ending, seeing it more as a job, he would be the nephew of the grim reaper, as grim is to old to be leading the four horsemen, its up to his lay about nephew to get ready for it.

War would be an Athletic young woman, daughter to Ares and has no wish to be the horsewoman War, wanting to be something that helps and not ends the human race, envying most other occupants of the apartment complex  as they either enspire of help the human's 

best guess if this idea gose anywhere, knowing me it won't, it would most like it to end up as either a radio play or animated, as i feel it gives more freedom to the world i am creating

copyright is for me and me alone!....untill i say so

Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. Ultimate Collection

  • Art: I love the art in this Comic, the character's , the buildings the back grounds all just look really awesome to me, even if the 5 main characters all wear long coats of badassry, all 5 of the characters all have a original look to me, the bad guys through out the story are all original and cool looking.
  • Story: The story of the whole grapic novel is reallly cool, a strange take on the whole fighting evil thing, with the strange array of villians, this is the comic that invented the elvis M.O.D.O.K, gaint monkey wolverine and a cyclops brontosaurus all the same hallway, and it is all a 100% justicfied by the awesome story. 
  • Character's: the 5 main characters are all either awesome parodies of there earlier selves presented in marvel comics, leaving the only orgianl hero of 'Captain *****' as one of the funniest names in comics as well as the reason for him having said name.
  • Covers: the covers for each part of the Ultimate collection each have a very unique covers, like i had never really seen from comics i have read before, shwoing off the freaky and weridness through out the comic.  

Overall this is one of my Favorite super hero comics, its funny, it doesn't take its self to seriously and the characters are memorable intresting, the action is both funny and cool so keeps me very interested, the art looks really good to me and suits the whole style of the comic well

i hope that this comic gets some sort of animated thing, seeing as marvel seem to be pushing anime's...and they are not 1/2 bad to be honest

Sunday, 5 February 2012

Review of Ask a Ninja Presents The Ninja Handbook: This Book Looks Forward to Killing You Soon

thats right...i review books as well

I still have yet to finish the book as i start reveiwing it, but to be honest i took the hint and skilled forward to the funniest parts, as the audio book on the ninja's you tube channel suggested,
the book has the same sort of humor as the Vlog just in book form

there is the 1st part of the book in audio form, letting the ninja speak for him self and i mean, this sold the book for me

this is one of the funniest books i have read in a really really long time, it keeps the same humor as the orginal and if you read it in the ninja's voice it even seems like just one really long episode 

well reocomended book to anyone who likes ninja's, dislikes pierates or just wants to be a ninja with impossible and kickassry level's of skill

Comic Review: Millar & McNiven's Nemesis

  •  Story: its pretty interesting considering what it is, with out spoilers because that would be rude, all togethor i think it hangs about nicly and lets you see the characters as who they are...either hero's or just the utter bastard that Nemesis him self is 
  • Art: the Art style of Nemesis is quite nice and good looking and pretty, it looks much the same as kick-ass but kickass looks good in art style as well.
  • Characters: the two main characters are intresting to say the least, Nemesis him self has alot of twist's in his back story that changes the whole of the story a few times in all honest, you are shown the characters brutal and twisted nature right away, with a large train and man tied to a chair, through out the comic he is shown as the way he is described in the picture above 'what if Batman was a total cunt. The other main character and good guy is  police Chief Inspector Blake Morrow, he seem's like your average if stupidly brave cop good guy, looking to take down the bad guy and win the day, Nemesis aims to destoy this man for revenge, or so it seems.
  • Covers: The covers for each issue are in the graphic novel, and they are all pretty bad ass if i don't say so my self, each of them with nemesis looking awesome and slightly dangerous, the variant covers are all pretty much the same style, Nemesis showing off in awesome ways, apart from Cover 4 # witch is part of the coloured version of Millars cross over of Kick ass, Nemesis and  Superior, only part of it though

Over all, a pretty fun comic, and i am a fan of Mark Millar so really can't complain because he dose good work, Nemesis include

X-men Destiny- 5 things the game's squeal will need

X-men Destiny was never a good game, it was a fun distration of a super hero game untill batman arkham city came out, i think that this really needs a sequel and it would really need to improve on the whole game in the sequel that should happen and how they could make massive imporment

1. Choice's really matter
Any choice in that game, your character, your side...your anything..i mean really, nothing mattered in that game at all, even the powers...all the combo's where the same really considering, none of the choice's even effected the game world...making the whole moral choice and any choice really not be important.

2. Characters
The real X-men characters in the game where good, i think they where voice and portrayed well in the game, the 3 characters you get to pick from...not so much, the big football player, the angry guy with the only interesting story  and Asian girl, none of them where really interesting or completing characters at all...i mean...what little back story you are given for all of them but the angry guy are either boring or just hints that they are related to another famous mutant who for some reason sets him self on fire to hide,

3. Setting
some free roam would have been nice, they set up this game saying you would ahve free to pick your desinty...you don't.you walk around one city...and some small base...its all the same and quite boring and repetitive, change it up and making it different would lend a lot ot making this game better.

4. Customization
Picking your destiny dose not mean picking from 3 preset characters, picking your destiny means making your own character, not from the 3 present only slightly intresting character.
If they put some sort of real work in to the games voices and story they coul dhave done the whole preset 2nd name thing, or preset voice that bioware do.

5. Custome
i hated the customes you randomly picked up...only about 2 of them looked any good and made very little sense as it was, better one of these would be good, the only 2 that looked good where the ones you got at the end of the story
(i have more shut up!)
6. story.
make a much better one....by far!

7.  powers that suit your present power
the picking up of powers to add to your preset powers is a cool idea, but grabbing woliveries claws to energy blast is a stupid idea and doesn't work at all